TBT: Chuck Norris Birthday! The most hardcore, manliest man we know celebrates his birthday today! Happy Birthday to American actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris, who turns 76 today! The year 2005 saw the birth of “Chuck Norris facts”, a series of jokes circulating online that are deliberately absurd, and focuses on Norris’ manliness and all-round heroism. To celebrate Chuck Norris’ birthday on Throwback Thursday today, we thought we’d share some of our favourite Chuck Norris facts with you! Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone. Why is Waldo hiding? Because Chuck Norris. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity – twice. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago; death just hasn’t build up the courage to tell him yet. Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret. Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep – he waits. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch; he simply decides what time it is. Know any funny Chuck Norris jokes? Share them with us on our Facebook page as we celebrate this legend’s birthday on this Throwback Thursday!
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